The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $31, you get an oil change (a $36.95 value), a tire rotation with brake inspection (a $19.95 value), and a basic car wash (an $8.99 value) at Lee Johnson Mazda in Kirkland (a $72.15 total value).

Lee Johnson Mazda's family of automotive specialists have tended to four-wheeled land crafts for more than 75 years, and their factory-trained service experts stay up-to-date on changing technologies with monthly training courses. Customers can nourish their steadfast road companions with an oil change, which removes soot and old engine oil to keep parts friction-free. A tire rotation will help prevent uneven tire wear and maintain consistent performance, and a brake inspection checks the condition of brake pads to ensure that they are not damaging rotors. Then, after replenishing thirsty pistons and attending to tires and brakes, Lee Johnson Mazda's auto doctors will send cars through a basic car wash to remove dirt and erase evidence of late-night puddle surfing.