Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Milk gravity-foiling technology with today’s Groupon: for $189, you get 100 units of Dysport at The Lombardi Plastic Surgery Center in Eatontown (up to a $399 value).

Helmed by board-certified rejuvenation maven Dr. Anthony Lombardi, The Lombardi Plastic Surgery Center temporarily erases unwanted frown lines, crow’s feet, and other facial signs of aging, leaving behind smooth countenances, with Dysport treatments. During the nonsurgical procedure, the doctor carefully injects small amounts of Dysport’s Botulinum toxin type A into furrowed facial regions. The service temporarily decrees a cease-and-desist order on the cantankerous muscles that cause wrinkles, relaxing contractions and helping clients achieve a fine-line-free, youthful visage without having to embark on lengthy pilgrimages to mythical fountains flowing with baby formula. The silky-smooth results typically last three to four months.

Dysport may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Dysport here.

Although The Lombardi Plastic Surgery Center sometimes offers a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.