Horsemanship was once a vital skill, much like the ability to avoid sailing off the end of the earth or discern which pizza trees were poisonous. Master an ancient art of survival with today’s Groupon to Lonesome Pine Equestrian Center. Choose between the following options:

• For $17, you get one horseback-riding lesson (a $35 value).
• For $45, you get three horseback-riding lessons (a $105 value).
  
  

Experience horseback-riding is preferred, but not required for this offer.

Lonesome Pine’s team of onsite instructors teaches apprentices aged 5 or older the fundamentals of horseback riding with private lessons. During each lesson, a student saddles up one of the center’s hearty steeds to soak in the particulars of horsemanship and how to yell “yippie-kai-yay” in seven more languages. Lonesome Pine boasts both an indoor and outdoor arena, and the full-service facilities also host a gamut of equestrian pastimes including barrel racing, horse boarding, and tail braiding. Lessons are scheduled at a time that works for the rider, the instructor, the horse, and the horse’s wife.