If left to its own devices, a house will forswear bathing, fill its interior with half-chewed Doritos, and refuse to clean up after its dust bunnies. Show your home who's boss with today’s Groupon to Long Island Cleaning Service. Choose between the following options:

• For $59, you get one house-cleaning session (a $120 value). If one maid is sent, the cleaning will last three hours; if two are sent, it will last 1.5 hours.
For $109, you get two house-cleaning sessions (a $240 value). If one maid is sent per session, the cleaning will last three hours; if two are sent, the cleaning will last 1.5 hours.

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With more 30 years of experience, Long Island Cleaning Service fields a staff of highly trained cleansing commandos. Each one- or two-person crew will arrive with a detailed checklist in hand as well as a copy of your priority list. Maids swipe grimy baseboards with clean cloths and free shelves, blinds, and decorations from their dusty torment. After wastebaskets are unburdened of rubbish, glass surfaces are de-smudged to fool paper airplanes into fiery collisions.

Cleaning crews extract dirt particles and dander from carpets before scouring bathrooms with an EPA-regulated fungicidal, mildew-static disinfectant. Kitchen appliances sigh with relief as specialists wipe them clean and freshly wiped countertops gleam triumphantly. Although this Groupon does not include the cost of cleaning supplies, Long Island Cleaning Service will gladly provide them for an additional $5 per person, per hour. Clients who book a Saturday cleaning will incur an additional charge of $20.