Though most zoos don't allow people to feed the animals, there are no rules against teaching them to panhandle. Counsel a koala on crime with today's Groupon to the Los Angeles Zoo. Choose between the following options:

• For $74, you get a one-year Family Deluxe membership (a $149 value). Benefits include unlimited admission for either three adults and their children (ages 2–17) or two adults and their children plus one adult guest. Other perks include six one-day guest passes, three one-day Safari Shuttle passes, two Choo-Choo Train passes, and one free stroller rental.

• For $125, you get a one-year Contributor membership (a $250 value). The Contributor membership grants all the benefits of the Family Deluxe membership, along with admission for one extra guest per visit, two extra one-day guest passes, an extra one-day Safari Shuttle pass, two extra Choo-Choo train passes, and invitations to exclusive events.

The Los Angeles Zoo curates a vast menagerie of more than 1,100 exotic beasts, allowing humans to safely and comfortably visit their kindred animal spirits. After examining the teeth of a jaguar, patrons can check out the Campo Gorilla Reserve, a lush habitat that seven western lowland gorillas call home. Mourn man's loss of his vestigial horn while admiring the Indian rhino and the ibex, or marvel at the autonomous anatomy of a red kangaroo while using your one free stroller rental. Other exciting zoo dwellers include a Sumatran tiger, yellow-footed rock wallaby, and a majestic snow leopard. Children, adults, and robo-humans fully integrated into society can educate themselves during one of the zoo's many shows, such as the World of Birds show, where birds of prey prove gravity's power is waning.

This Groupon may be applied toward renewal of existing memberships.