Though spinning massive amounts of dough above one's head is an amusing way to display a coin collection, it requires superhuman stamina to maintain. Rest your triceps and leave the dough spinning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $5, you get $10 worth of pizza and more at Louie's Pizza. Choose from the following five locations: Barnes Road, Fillmore Street, Stetson Hills Boulevard, North Tejon Street, and Briargate Boulevard.

The trained dough tossers staffing the ovens at Louie's Pizza bake up a menu of family-tested recipes that have pleased palates for more than 40 years. Rev up eating engines with an order of freshly baked garlic bread (starting at $3.35) before testing culinary creativity with a customizable pie (starting at $6.49) with piquant permutations of 15 toppings and seven flavored crusts, including butter cheese, garlic, and mantle. Stumped snackers are free to try one of the pretopped specialty pizzas ($16.99 for 14"), such as the veggie alfredo, a crisp disk blanketed in a creamy quilt of tomato and black-olive patches, or the meatball pizza, a two-dimensional interpretation of the pasta-based classic.

Nibble on more noodly fare with the lasagna ($10.24) or baked fettuccine and alfredo fettuccine ($8.75) with a side of garlic bread or tossed salad. Today's Groupon is valid for dine-in or carryout orders to feed the British Revolutionary War re-enactors quartered in your home.