Like octopi, tattoos contain ink, are typically found among sailors, and can frighten young children in swimming pools. Protect tots from scary tats with today's Groupon: for $89, you get up to 2"x2" of laser tattoo removal at Louisiana Laserderm (up to a $250 value).

Using safe, specially calibrated lasers, the technicians at Louisiana Laserderm can eliminate no-longer-wanted body art. Louisiana Laserderm's non-surgical lasers aim to lighten embedded ink with each application, concentrating beams of light on skin drawings and breaking apart their colors to be safely absorbed by the body. Common colors such as black, red, green, and blue fade with ease, ideal for removing tattoos of your first-grade teacher's name. Today's deal is good for all skin types, and Louisiana Laserderm conducts preliminary consultations free of charge. Treatment length varies by size, color, and condition of tattoo.