Laser therapies have come a long way since their early days, now smoothing and tightening the skin rather than just pointing at it with a little red dot to call attention to its flaws. Profit from light’s productivity gains with today’s Groupon to Louisville Laser. Choose between the following options:

• For $249, you get three laser skin-tightening treatments or one Fraxel skin-resurfacing treatment (a $599 value).
• For $449, you get six laser skin-tightening treatments or two Fraxel skin-resurfacing treatments (up to a $1,198 value).

Certified in multiple methods of laser beautification, Louisville Laser’s staff smoothes skin with infrared light and Fraxel laser treatments that spare clients the risk and expense of surgical methods. Infrared skin-tightening treatments target the sags and other signs of aging that loiter like wrinkled teenagers around the chin, jawline, and abdomen, subjecting them to a one-hour bombardment of collagen-stimulating beams. In the course of three or six treatments administered at four-week intervals, the resurgent collagen proteins fill in wrinkles and take up epidermal slack to lend visages and tummies a more youthful appearance.

Fraxel treatments not only tackle fine lines and wrinkles, but also whisk away surface stains such as sun damage and scars. Topical anesthesia coats hides to minimize any discomfort resulting from the treatment’s dual-laser dance, which skips across skinscapes for 25 minutes at a time. The microscopic size of the laser columns allows them to treat a small portion of the tissue at a time, leaving surrounding tissue intact and promoting quick healing so that clients don’t have to call in sick to their jobs as human marionettes.