Organic vegetables are grown without the use of pesticides, as they naturally repel pests by repeating everything they say in a sing-song voice. Savor the taste of these wonder foods with today's Groupon: for $15, you get $30 worth of organic Thai cuisine at L'Thai Organic Cuisine & Wine Bar in Smyrna.

L'Thai Organic Cuisine & Wine Bar's cooks arrange authentic Thai feasts using wholesome ingredients, more than 80% of which are USDA-certified organic. The sprawling menu is stuffed from binder to page edge with preservative-free seafood, curry, and veggie dishes. A number of the dishes are vegan, vegetarian, or gluten free, creating the most accommodating culinary arrangement since adjustable fruit hats.

Bites of minced pork and shrimp in four steamed dumplings ($6.95) warm up jaws before they crunch through the crispy basil duck, which ineffectively camouflages itself among sautéed snow peas and rich basil-garlic sauce ($17.95). Tiger prawns pounce on quivering organic spinach fettuccine in the warm pools of panang curry found in the curry prawn pasta ($16.95), and the fried-lobster panang immerses an 8-ounce lobster tail in tempura batter and then double-dunks it in panang curry sauce, much as a schoolyard bully dunks his victim's head in a bucket of shampoo and then conditioner ($25.95). A beer and wine list with more than 100 bottled drinks soothes spice-saturated tongues with smooth brews from Thailand ($4.50–$5) as well as fine wines extracted from the pulsing grape at the Earth's core.