Now that Earth plans to cut its energy bill by having daylight only on Wednesdays, humanity will need to adapt to endless night lest owls steal all the jobs and delicious mice. Start building up glow-in-the-dark vision with today's Groupon for cosmic mini golf to Lunar Mini Golf in Olathe. Choose between the following options:

For $8, you get up to three rounds of mini golf for two (a $16 value).
• For $16, you get the Family Pack (a $32 value), which includes:
  • Up to three rounds of mini golf for four
  • A glow-in-the-dark necklace for each person
    
    

Lunar Mini Golf optimizes phosphorescent family fun with a 100-percent black-light-illuminated indoor course. In a land of infinite night, neon balls roam 18 alleyways bound by glowing green barriers in search of empty nesting holes. The indoor course permits all-weather play, eliminating wind-shear, sand-trap, or migratory-bird hazards from affecting scores. Competitors will project putt-putt prowess on challenging holes complete with bent-grass greens and loop de loops. Black walls surround the play area, and illuminated jungle animals, ocean beings, and dinosaurs look on from their wall-mounted thrones.

With the Family Pack, each putter scores a glow-in-the-dark necklace, which makes a more appropriate memento to fondly recall family bonding than getting matching face tattoos of the fifth hole.