According to a recent survey, people have listed chocolate as their preferred cause of death, followed closely by "money avalanche" and "dangerously high exposure to nudity." Get one foot in the tastiest grave with today's Groupon: for $20, you get $40 worth of homemade Mackinac Island fudge from Mackinac Fudge Shop delivered to your door. Shipping fees are not included.

In the traditional style of its eponymous isle, Mackinac Fudge Shop handcrafts an array of flavorful, preservative-free fudge daily using natural ingredients in a hammered copper kettle. The half-pound sweet slices come in more than 16 flavors, such as old-fashioned vanilla, chocolate peanut butter, maple pecan, and other well-loved veteran varieties. Blend these three classic flavors together in a custom box ($19.95) or nab a six-pack to satisfy even more late-night cravings ($35.95).

More adventurous mouths can revel in a gourmet three-pack full of cherry vanilla, mint chocolate chip, or caramel-and-pecan-swirled milk-chocolate turtle fudge, a favorite among both humans and reptiles ($23.95), or choose from a variety of non-fudge options. Once carefully packaged, the shop sends brave young treats far and wide to answer the call of mouthwatering duty at the doorsteps of customers, who can indulge without ever leaving the comfort of beloved footie pajamas.