According to Newton's Fourth Law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's deal, which gets you a car wash at Magic Suds Car Wash and Detail Center in Winter Park. Choose between two car-wash options, both of which include tax (add $2 for large vehicles):

• $7 for a Gold Wash (an $18 value)
• $11 for a Platinum Wash (a $22 value)

Magic Suds Car Wash and Detail Center uses non-abrasive cloth and eco-friendly cleaning products to wipe away layers of dirt, dust, and rainbow drops, restoring cars to their original gleam levels. While under the influence of Magic Suds’ sudsy charms, vehicles can enjoy a Gold Wash, which includes all of the following hygienic perks:

• Clear-coat polish
• Sealer wax
• Undercarriage rinse
• Interior vacuum
• Dash and console wipe-down
• Cleaning of windows, door jambs, and rims
• Tire dressing

For an extra dose of cleanliness, customers can choose the Platinum Wash, which adds a conditioning treatment for the dash and console and an air freshener to mask the stench of dead trunk skunks.

Avoiding brushes like a careful driver avoiding a pothole or an absent-minded burro, Magic Suds Car Wash and Detail Center guarantees its work by offering a free wash to customers who are not completely satisfied. With the cleansing powers of today’s deal, purify your car from the sinful stains of mud puddles, squirrel spit, and chickens caught mid-road.

Gratuity is not included.

Reviews

Five Insider Pagers give Magic Suds a four-star average rating:

• The staff was extremenly [sic] friendly and it was a pleasure to see them work on my car. I recommend them without any hesitation they give you more than you pay for. – t j.
• They're very thorough and are more than willing to go back over something at your request. I will use them again. – JP S.