Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and getting drunk. Live the dream with this Groupon.

$34 for a Two-Hour City Boat Cruise with Appetizer Platter for Two ($68 Value)

As the ship passes the Minneapolis skyline, passengers on this Groupon-exclusive cruise take in views of Hidden Falls and Minnehaha Park and pass through the river’s first lock and dam. They then drift by the verdant shores of Riverside Park and Nicollet Island before turning to travel down the opposite bank to the St. Paul side. Here, the boat passes Pike Island, the mouth of the Minnesota River, cave-riddled sandstone bluffs, and downtown St. Paul. During the cruise, passengers fuel themselves for sightseeing and mock air-sea battles against passing seagulls with appetizers such as fresh fruit, vegetables, cheeses, sesame-seasoned chicken wings, and barbecue meatballs. Click here for a list of available cruise dates and times.