As the old saying goes, your home is your castle, your television is your court jester, and your dog is your moat. Repel invading dust-bunny hordes with today's Groupon: for $50, you get two hours of house cleaning from Maid 4 Time. This deal's $100 value is based on a 2,000-square-foot house in average condition. You can apply this Groupon's value toward the value of a larger area, as well as a move-out or deep-clean service.

During two hours of professional full-service house cleaning, Maid 4 Time's toxic avengers will mop, vacuum, dust, and scrub hard—and will even de-gunk hard-to-reach surfaces such as crown molding, the tops of light fixtures, and inside your belly button. By the time they leave, your dwelling will be well defended against allergens, dust mites, germs, and contaminants. With less than 2% attrition in its cleaning cadre, Maid 4 Time will make sure that you're matched up with the same trusted professional for any future appointments you make. Spruce up your home before, after, or even during a party with today's Groupon to Maid 4 Time.

Not available on major holidays, nights, or weekends.