Like Samson's, a man's physical strength is directly proportional to the length of his hair, which is why The Beatles spent most of the 1960s crushing classical marble busts with their bare hands. Trade some strength for a new look with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a wash, haircut (a $25 value), and 50-minute Swedish massage (a $75 value) at ManCave for Men in Boca Raton (a $100 total value).

ManCave for Men channels the classic grooming traditions of the barbershop and expands on that institution with massages, leather sofas, flat-screen TVs, Godfather posters, and complimentary glasses of cold tap beer. Clients are enthroned in a leather-and-chrome barber chair and laved with shampoo and conditioner before a thorough cut and finish takes reign over unruly nests of head-dwelling pythons. ManCave for Men’s expert barbers work exclusively with products designed for men, including unguents from The Art of Shaving and L’Oréal Professionnel Homme. The addition of a 50-minute Swedish massage helps relieve pain and stress caused by work, injuries, and wresting picnic baskets away from greedy bears.