Cleaning clothes without water and walking on the moon both sound impossible, and yet seeing Buzz Aldrin's spacesuit at the dry cleaners provides evidence of both. Defy skeptics with today's Groupon from Mango Family Cleaners, with five locations in Seffner, Plant City, Zephyrhills, and Brandon:

• For $25, you get $50 worth of dry-cleaning services.
• For $150, you get a bridal gown restoration service (a $300 value).

The waterless sud slingers of Mango Family Cleaners clean, repair, and alter beloved frocks using environmentally friendly products. Degrease work shirts ($2) or hydrophobic pants ($5), with same-day service available even on Saturdays for surprise meetings and weddings. Ties dipped in a rainbow of condiments ($3.75) are rendered anew by the perc-free, green cleaning solutions.

Like real fruit hats, an uncleaned wedding dress can begin to emit unpleasant odors after several years. Mango Family Cleaners employs trade-secret methods and inspiring veil pep talks to get priceless wedding heirlooms looking reception-worthy again.

The righteous washers also do repairs and alterations, such as pants hemming ($12.50) in cases of accidental leg shrinkage. Free home or office pickup and delivery services bring added convenience to removing barbecue sauce from business-casual cummerbunds. Customers can feed their zip code into the pickup and delivery finder to find out if they fall within the service area.