Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today’s Groupon: for $16, you get a pizza meal from Mars Pizza in Mars (a $32.50 value). The meal includes:

• Extra-large two-topping pizza (a $15.75 value)
• Two dozen wings (a $13.50 value)
• Order of breadsticks (a $3.25 value)
  
  

Recipient of the 2011 Best Pizza Shop award in its area from the Trib Total Media Readers’ Choice Awards, Mars Pizza treats taste buds to delectable slices, wings, and appetizers enjoyable to-go or delivered. Concocted from homemade dough tossed daily, extra-large pizzas arrive adorned with each customer’s preferred pair of toppings, such as mushrooms and green peppers, extra cheese and extra sauce, or pepperoni and sausage arranged in the silhouettes of Laurel and Hardy. Between pizza bites, diners scarf two dozen breaded wings and dunk breadstick hunks into pools of sauce. Patrons can carry out their meal, or, for an additional $1 fee, choose delivery to their home or the middle of the forest as a gift to the pepperoni gods.