Like cars, human beings require occasional corrective bodywork, custom finishing, and fresh coats of wax to avoid being towed away and crushed into a cube. Keep your chassis classy with today's Groupon at Massage Envy. Choose between the following options:

• For $75, you get a one-hour massage and a one-hour facial ($166 value).
• For $49, you get a 90-minute massage ($114 value).

Massage Envy offers the regenerative properties of various massage types and facial treatments that make bodies feel springtime fresh year-round. Massage Envy's licensed body therapists unravel tense coils of accumulated inner stress through a treatment that caters to each client's needs. Swedish massages offer gentle rubbing for muscular soothing and improved circulation, and deep-tissue massage focuses specifically on untying the body's Gordian knots and releasing chronic tension.

Facials, meanwhile, artfully relax arched eyebrows and plow fields of furrowed brows. Choose from treatments, such as the AHA Rapid Exfoliator anti-aging facial treatment, to reveal smoother, brighter, younger-looking skin following a nourishing face furling of anti-oxidants, exfoliators, and hydrators. First-time visitors to Massage Envy can feel free to consult this site to answer any questions about the process beforehand.

Massage Envy sometimes offers first-time clients a 90-minute massage for $74, but today's Groupon still offers the better deal.