Not only are massages useful for soothing sore muscles, they also render accidentally swallowed guava seeds inert so the seeds won't grow in your belly garden. Today's Groupon brings peace of mind through peace of body, despite careless fruit ingestion. For $49, you get a 90-minute customized massage at Massage Envy (up to a $114 value), located in South Portland.

Massage Envy offers the regenerative properties of various types of massage that make a soul vessel feel springtime fresh. Of your 90-minute massage session, 10 minutes are set aside for dressing time and a consultation with your therapist to ensure your massage is customized for you.

Like a professor knowledgeable on tulip mania, alien black oil, and myriad seemingly esoteric subjects, Massage Envy's licensed body therapists ably converse with the gamut of muscle ailments. They'll unravel tense coils of accumulated inner stress through a perfectly catered treatment for individual client's needs that may include various styles and techniques. Swedish massages offer gentle rubbing for muscular soothing and improved circulation. Deep-tissue massage focuses specifically on untying the body's Gordian knots and releasing chronic tension. A prenatal massage is ideal for expecting mothers who could use a little relief from carrying another person inside them, and a sports massage provides fatigue removal and injury prevention for an athlete's body.

Massage is as necessary to a happy organ-carrier as tea is to an empty mug, and it can offer a number of healthy benefits. Reward muscles and ligaments for their 24-hour service with the sort of care and attention that quells the physical protests and picketing that would inconvenience any busy body-owner. Before your first visit to Massage Envy, feel free to consult this site to answer any questions about the process beforehand.

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Although are still growing for the South Portland location, more than 32,000 Facebookers are fans of the Massage Envy chain.