Much like our tin-man cousins, human beings are frequent victims of paralyzing stiffness brought on by a world filled with stress and flying chimpanzees. Work out simian-related tension with today's Groupon: for $53, you get a one-hour hot-stone massage at Massage Heights of Southlake (up to $120 value).

At Massage Heights of Southlake, experienced hands knead knotty backs and bodies back into proper working condition. Encouraging circulation by expanding the blood vessels, the hot-stone massage melts aching muscles and assists in ridding the body of trapped toxins and long-lost hamsters. Because massage is a therapeutic treatment designed to alleviate specific ailments and aches, the Southlake therapists begin each session with a consultation, assessing each patient's health history, needs, and feelings about local easement laws, in order to craft a personalized prescription for back-based bliss.

Dedicated to patient privacy and comfort, guests are required to disrobe only as far as they feel comfortable, and clean, warmed linens are available for modest draping. Massage Height's treatment rooms are amply equipped with heated beds, optional cushions, and calming music, creating a soothing, stress-abating atmosphere made only more peaceful by its lack of sad-clown art.

Although Massage Heights of Southlake offers a discount introductory rate on its website, this Groupon is still the best deal available.