While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon, for $30, you get a 15-minute HydroLuxe massage and your choice of a one-hour Swedish, deep-tissue, or prenatal massage at MassageLuXe at either of MassageLuXe's three Virginia Beach locations (up to an $89 value).

The professional therapists at MassageLuXe are committed to relaxing tenderly taut clients through a myriad of massage services in a luxuriously calming environment. Swedish, deep-tissue, and prenatal styles are all effective techniques for soothing sensitive soul sacks (each a $74 value). The Swedish massage, the most popular type of massage, melts your muscles like beeswax, erases tension, improves blood flow, and awakens the lymphatic system. Opt for the deep-tissue massage to give your body a break and surrender to an hour of deliberate strokes and direct muscle-grain pressure. The prenatal massage is ideal for kneading away the back pain that stems from carrying around a person on your person. All three options include a 15-minute session on the HydroLuxe dry water-massage bed, where warm hydro jets push against the underside of a rubber bed, creating a calming massage experience without the annoyance of having to take off your gigantic T. rex mascot costume (a $15 value).

Soft hues of turquoise, orange, and beige create a cool ambience throughout MassageLuXe's interior, and comfortable couches are available for stressed-out bodies to tremble against while they wait for muscle meltdown.

MassageLuXe's new FaceLuXe spa, available inside every location, is offering an elite facial with this Groupon for an additional $50 (a $94 value). Facial must be booked on the same day as your massage.