Though it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $30, you get a 15-minute HydroLuxe massage (a $15 value) and your choice of a one-hour Swedish, deep-tissue, or prenatal massage (a $74 value) at MassageLuXe. Choose from seven St. Louis area locations.

MassageLuXe provides a soothing spa environment dedicated solely to the art of the massage. The Swedish massage, the most popular type of knead, melts muscles like beeswax, erases tension, improves blood flow, and awakens the lymphatic system. A deep-tissue massage uses deliberate strokes and direct muscle grain pressure to give your body a break from toiling in the electric shovel factory. The prenatal massage kneads away pain caused by carrying around a person on your person. All three options include a 15-minute session on the HydroLuxe dry water massage bed. Warm hydro jets push against the underside of the rubber bed, creating a calming massage without the annoyance of having to take off your T. Rex costume.

The licensed therapists at MassageLuXe are committed to creating a luxuriously relaxing environment that calms clients upon arrival. Comfortable couches and a friendly receptionist warmly welcome each stressed soul sack, whether it's suffering from workaday worries or having recently emerged from a wrestling match with Paul Bunyan.

MassageLuXe's new FaceLuXe spa, available inside every location, is offering a standard facial with this Groupon for an additional $40 (a $74 value). Facial must be booked on the same day as your massage.