Massage techniques, first envisioned as slow palm-based attacks on unwary foes, were repurposed after they were found to delight and relax enemies of the state. Experience weaponized bliss with today's Groupon: for $55, you get a reflexology massage and detox from Matrix Spa & Massage, located across from Trolley Square (a $110 value).

Matrix Spa & Massage, whose founder was recognized by Salt Lake City Weekly in 2007 for her deep-tissue massage, eases discomfort with the stress-annihilating hands of its intuitive massage masters. Introduce your fractious innards to the concept of détente with a 30-minute reflexology massage, which some believe can relax and heal organs and the immune system by targeting reflex zones on the hands and feet. A 30-minute foot detox procedure soaks worn-out shoe-fillers in an ion-cleansing bath in an attempt to clear out toxins, but only you can truly solve your leg-paws' drinking problem. Feet and hands are encouraged to supply feedback to the massage therapist throughout the process.