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Mattress Firm’s slumberous mattress accessories offer support and comfort to resting bodies. Like a working knowledge of the base-10 system, the Rejuvenite Restora queen pillow ($79+) makes counting flocks of sheep easier before bed. The Protect-A-Bed mattress protector ($79+) keeps allergens, irritants, and stains from seeping into mattresses or bed supporters such as the Mineral Foundation box springs ($69+). The reinforced steel of the Instamatic bed frame ($89+) lifts sleep slabs off of the floor and onto four rug rollers that augment mobility for spur-of-the-moment bed races. Browse the full selection on Mattress Firm's website using an Internet connection and Internet-ready navigation device.