Though evolution has rid us of most of our fur, humans have yet to morph into ultrasmooth dolphins, an unfathomable concept considering sardines remain the No. 1 amusement-park concession. Speed the evolutionary process with today's Groupon: for $99, you get three laser hair-reduction treatments at Maxwell Aesthetics (up to a $450 value). This deal is valid for the face, underarms, forearms, or standard bikini line.

As a certified plastic surgeon with the American Board of Plastic Surgery, Dr. Gwen Maxwell provides a combination of experience, technical skill, and aesthetic intuition in each medical procedure. With a staff of dermal doyens, clients receive treatments with advanced equipment and techniques. The laser hair treatments last about 10–15 minutes each, can result in a permanent reduction in hair growth, and are ideal for congregations of follicle foes. Hairs on the face, forearms, underarms, or bikini line are wicked from your pores with ease using Candela GentleLASE or Candela GentleYAG laser systems. Both lasers can accommodate a variety of skin types, aim to reduce patient discomfort, and speed up the treatment time by using a large spot size that covers an impressive surface area. The beam of light passes though the skin where it mows down follicle forests and opens up a smooth subdivision of skin.

Maxwell Aesthetics' entryway is flourishing with greenery and rich earth tones that evoke a peaceful outdoor courtyard, and luxurious sofas, paintings, and decorative room dividers make you feel comfortable enough to part ways with your dreadlocked friend who was playing bass in a reggae band in the underarm district.

Reviews

Maxwell Aesthetics was mentioned on KOLD News 13. RateMDs reviewers give Dr. Maxwell an average rating of 3.6 stars.

• Not only did she take excellent care of me, but she made sure that I felt comfortable in her and her staff's care. – RateMDs reviewer, 9/13/10
• Dr. Maxwell is wonderful. She couldn't be more professional or skilled. – RateMDs reviewer, 9/11/10