The car was invented to get commuters directly from point A to point B, which made life easier but destroyed the once-thriving tourism industry of Point C. Visit all points on the map with today's Groupon: for $39, you get two auto maintenance packages including an oil change, inspection, filter, and wash at McGrath City Honda (up to a $79.90 value).

McGrath City Honda's fleet of experienced technicians keeps every kind of automobile driving smoothly and safely with essential maintenance procedures. Your roadster's 45-minute spa-maintenance experience commences with an oil and filter change, adding new fossil fuels to the engine's juice diet. Next, a wagon whisperer performs a multipoint inspection, running eyes thoroughly over items prone to breaking such as belts, fans, and Fabergé eggs. Finally, a car wash purges the outer chassis, imbuing exteriors with the glow of a spray-tanned new penny.

Free Wi-Fi keeps vehicular parents entertained as they wait for their four-wheeled charges during extensive service hours—7 a.m.–8 p.m. on weekdays and 7 a.m.–4 p.m. on Saturdays. The value of this Groupon may also be applied toward synthetic oil, which is the more expensive and friendlier cousin of conventional oil.

Though McGrath City Honda sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.