Though inner beauty is important, the fact remains that outer beauty is still often used to determine SAT scores and income-tax rates. Get a leg up on life with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 15 units of Botox at Medical Vein Center (a $225 value).

Medical Vein Center, helmed by licensed osteopathic physician Dr. Francee Brody, has been implementing technology-driven medical treatments upon a plethora of skin issues for more than 18 years. During a Botox treatment, patients undergo a series of injections that help reduce the appearance of frown lines, crow’s feet, and eagle eyes. These countenance crevasses are caused by repeated contraction of facial muscles, such as by squinting and brandishing a raised eyebrow for driver’s license photos. The Botox formula permeates affected muscles, causing tension to release and contractions to flee for the hills. Clients typically begin to notice results within three to four days, with effects lasting three to four months, long enough to impress classmates at high-school reunions or bypass security at children’s bounce castles.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.