Ever since humans evolved necks, they have craned them to look at the stars, making astronomy the oldest profession and chiropractic the second oldest. Align yourself for continued constellation-scoping with today’s Groupon: for $49, you get a chiropractic package at Meek Chiropractic (up to a $350 total value), which includes:

• A chiropractic exam (a $100 value).
• X-rays (up to a $200 value).
• A second-day report of findings.
• A gift certificate for a one-hour massage at Aura Face + Body (a $50 value).<p>

Dr. Gary Meek and the physicians and trained staff at Meek Chiropractic analyze and realign vertebrae of all shapes and sizes, with expertise in pregnancy and athletic care. The chiropractor begins each exam by testing reflexes and flexibility before running other standard neurological and postural tests with the patient’s consent. X-rays interrogate insurgent spines and alert physicians of serious problems, such as slipped disks or invisible ribcages. Doctors then draft detailed reports of their findings and answer clients’ questions about continuing treatment, visit frequency, and the possibility of growing a spare neck to keep around in case of emergencies. Upon exiting the 10,000-square-foot facility, peppered with private exam rooms and a children’s playroom, clients are issued a gift certificate for a one-hour massage at Aura Face + Body to knead away any lingering tension.