Cleaning clothes without water and walking on the moon both sound impossible, and yet seeing Buzz Aldrin’s space suit at the dry cleaner’s provides evidence of both. Defy skeptics with today’s Groupon to Metro Dry Cleaning. Choose between two options:

• For $20, you get $40 worth of dry-cleaning services for clothing.
• For $40, you get $80 worth of dry-cleaning services for household items.<p>

A member of the Pennsylvania and Delaware Cleaners Association, Metro Dry Cleaners rejects harmful detergents and instead, cleans with organic solvents, which prevent shrinking and extend the life of clothing much like doing laundry in the Fountain of Youth. Dexterous dry cleaners can revitalize suits (up to $15.85), dresses (up to $12.91), and winter coats (up to $13.33), or use their expertise to deep clean household items such as drapes (up to $20) or comforters ($24.79–$42.18). Free pick-up and drop-off services to local areas helps customers enjoy crisp, clean clothes on the same or next day, in other words: faster than the speed at which electricity flows through copper wiring.

Though Metro Dry Cleaning sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.