Seaplanes afford humans the luxury of simultaneously taunting both birds and fish for their lack of pants without ever leaving their seats. Splash and fly with pride with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get a 30-minute skyline seaplane tour from Miami Seaplane Tours in Key Biscayne (a $150 value). While this Groupon is valid for one passenger, Miami Seaplane Tours requires a minimum of two and a maximum of three passengers for each flight. Each passenger may redeem one Groupon.

Miami’s azure beaches and kaleidoscopic cityscapes beckon eyes downward as Miami Seaplane Tours’ Cessna 172 Seahawk skirts across the horizon during a 30-minute skyline tour. Flights take off from the crystalline waters of Biscayne Bay, leaving behind surging whitecaps as the plane ascends past the trendy clubs of South Beach and the condominium towers of downtown Miami. As the plane darts past Deco Drive and Star Island, the FAA-licensed pilot sings Gloria Estefan and P. Diddy songs into passengers’ intercom headsets in honor of the celebrities that may be sunbathing in backyards below. Visible through portside windows, cruise liners skirt on the ocean’s glassy surface and honk their horns in salutation as manatees snooze in the afternoon sun. Passengers can snap photos at their leisure as the plane dodges clouds and errant beach frisbees thrown by Dan Marino.