Though mad scientists recommend sticking chopsticks into electrical sockets, rational scientists know the utensils are better used for sushi consumption. Today's Groupon to MK's Sushi gives you the right tools for authentic eats. Choose between the following options:

• For $20, you get $40 worth of sushi and Asian fare for dinner.
• For $10, you get $20 worth of sushi and Asian fare for lunch.

Skillful chefs at MK's Sushi tuck fresh fish into fluffy clouds of white rice and slather meats in savory teriyaki sauces to craft a plethora of traditional Japanese and Asian dishes. For the dinner menu, culinary gardeners cultivate a plate of orange chicken by watering morsels of battered and fried poultry with sweet-and-spicy orange sauce till they burst into citrusy bloom ($9.95). On the sushi side, the louisiana roll wraps golden, fried crawfish, cool cucumber, and creamy avocado in a sushi sleeping bag with a spicy-sauce zipper ($6.75), while the tiger roll hugs succulent crabmeat and three whole shrimp in a lush avocado and cucumber forest ($10.50). For lunch, feast picnic-style on a carefully packed sushi bento box stuffed with four pieces of sushi, a california roll, salad, miso soup, fruit, and a tiny mallet for impromptu games of lawn croquet ($9.95).