Household grime, if left unchecked, will inevitably develop into miniature civilizations whose complex network of treaties will erupt into a devastating house-wide reenactment of World War I. Today’s Groupon spares you the trouble of tripping over tiny trenches: for $99, you get a three-hour home cleaning from Molly Maid of Northeast and Northwest Albuquerque and the East Mountains (a $237.54 value including tax). The experienced expungers will de-gunk any home in their service area, which includes select portions of Northeast and Northwest Albuquerque, Placitas, Algodones and the East Mountains.

Molly Maid of Northeast and Northwest Albuquerque and the East Mountains dispatches a duo of dependable and trustworthy grime-gunners throughout Albuquerque and beyond, armed with its own professional cleaning products and a grudge against dust. The Molly Maid of Northeast and Northwest Albuquerque and the East Mountains team takes a green approach to cleaning, minimizing exposure to chemicals for your family, your pets, your family's family of pets, your pet family, or the environment. These gentle, yet effective products will get your surfaces sparkly clean without damaging your furniture finishes or utility surfaces. Your expert housekeepers will dust, spray, scrub, wipe, scrub, wipe, mop, and sweep your floors, surfaces, baseboards, and more. They'll clean the encrusted Lean Cuisine from your microwave and fetch the browning banana from under the bed. They'll even scrub toilets free of feral lemurs and wash dirty nooks you'd never dream of cleaning. The company also offers a house-cleaning service guarantee, assuring that any potential mistakes will be corrected if you notify Molly Maid of Northeast and Northwest Albuquerque and the East Mountains within 24 hours.

Three hours is the ideal amount of time needed to clean a house, a gently used summer condo, or a hall closet converted to accommodate a 500-bedroom dollhouse, complete with hospital-cornered linens. Customers should call to confirm that they are in the correct service area before purchasing.

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Molly Maid has been featured in the local press, including Good Day New Mexico.