Sports played with spheres are easier to master than rectangular sports, such as Rubik’s cubing and throwing bricks into windows. Circle fun with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get $50 worth of Sporting Gear at Monkeysports Superstore in Woodbridge.

MonkeySports Superstore encases bodies in preparation for skating, swinging, and dodging with an emporium of hockey, lacrosse, and roller-hockey equipment. Major sporting brands, such as Reebok, CCM, and Under Armor, keep the store stocked in quality gear that can stand up to tough games and hockey-stick-munching beavers. After suiting up in puck-reflecting armor, take aim with items including the Reebok 7K Sickick II Griptonite stick junior (currently on sale for $64.98) and Nike Bauer Vapor XXV Jr. hockey gloves (currently on sale for $29.98). For grass soldiers wielding netted wands, peruse the selection of lacrosse sticks (starting at $24.99) or Warrior footwear (starting at $34.99).

The rest of MonkeySports’ packed walls are filled with an assortment of goalie and goal-scoring goodies, including helmets and protective body-blockers, undergarments and padding, and rollerblade rearview mirrors. Like matching a gladiator with the proper pectoral-defining iron chest plate, MonkeySports’ knowledgeable staff, comprised of hockey and lacrosse players, can match any powerhouse physique with the appropriate equipment.