Although Columbus famously “discovered” India by landing at Lexington and Concord and proudly ringing the Liberty Bell, the actual location of India remains a mystery. Today’s Groupon to Monsoon Fine Cuisine of India offers the best lead the world has had in centuries. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get $30 worth of Indian cuisine and drinks during dinner.
• For $10, you get $20 worth of Indian cuisine and drinks during lunch.<p>

Helmed by the brother-and-sister team of Rakesh and Ashley Popat, Monsoon welcomes diners to partake in an atmosphere dusted with Indian paintings, a glistening yellow chandelier, and a tranquil waterfall. Fill stomach cabinets with meal knickknacks such as tender tandoori lettuce wraps ($9.95) and sweet mango soup with cream and chatt masala ($6.95) before shelving entrees such as seekh kebab, minced lamb skewers accompanied by onion, bell peppers, and mild green chilis ($22.95), and dizzy noo shak, bananas bathed in a coconut curry sauce ($14.95). A multitude of biryanis, indian breads, and curries demurely round out the menu’s lineup, and the lunch ($13.95) and Monday night dinner buffet ($19.95) offer culinary scientists the opportunity to build a spicy Frankenstein meal-monster.