Forced to cut its cultural budget or face a total loss of its nation’s heritage, Scottish Parliament settled on miniaturizing golf—a fortunate last-minute substitute for miniaturizing kilts. Celebrate the Scots’ pared-down pastime with today’s Groupon: for $16, you get four rounds of mini golf at Monster Mini Golf in Medford (up to a $32 value).

Monster Mini Golf’s 18 holes contain enough geometric challenges and frightening decorations to make the course interesting for all ages. Navigate your illuminated golf ball past horrible goblins, disgruntled dark forest trees, impolite specters, and sleeping ogres. Listen for Monster Mini Golf’s own in-house radio station, whose live, on-site DJ hands out prizes for random reasons on the links, or just stand in awe of the 3-D spectacle. Monster Mini Golf also features arcade games that spit tickets for prizes at skilled players.

Though Monster Mini Golf sometimes offers special discounts, this Groupon is still the best deal available.