Dirty clothes are traditionally worn only by grungy rock stars, vagabonds, and royals pretending to be "regular people" for the purpose of understanding life outside castle walls. If you don't fit into one of these categories, pick up today's Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of dry cleaning at Moore's Quality Cleaners. This Groupon is valid for drop-off at two locations in West Slope and Raleigh Hills.

Cleanly customers can whisk their unwashed garments to Moore's Quality Cleaners for a thoroughgoing dirt exorcism. Starch-loving staff members carefully wrap delicate buttons and remove pennies, LEGO helmets, and other easy-to-forget items from pockets before cleaning to ensure against damage. Days later, customers can reappear to claim their individually folded and pressed pants, shirts, and skirts ($6.50 each), which emerge wagging their tails like a litter of long-lost puppies. See prices here.