Until scientists develop a weapon potent enough to destroy gravity, wrinkles and falling coconuts will continue to serve as humbling reminders of our delicate mortality. Milk temporary scientific fixes with today's Groupon: for $99, you get 20 units of Botox at Mountain View Dental in Ridgefield, WA (a $199 value).

A certified administer of Botox injections, Mountain View Dental's dentist, Dr. Benjamin Crusan, targets furrowed brow lines with 20 units of FDA-approved Botox Cosmetic. In the approximately 10-minute treatment, patients may experience minimal, brief discomfort as Dr. Crusan injects the Botox proteins, which aim to block nerve impulses in overactive muscles between the eyebrows and soften the appearance of wrinkles accrued from age or hours spent impersonating a pet shar pei. Results may continue to develop for up to 30 days after the injection, and many clients maintain smoother skinplanes for up to four months after the treatment.

Botox may cause serious side effects that can be life threatening, including problems swallowing, speaking, or breathing. Read all safety considerations for Botox here.