Unlike living in the wild, tinted windows grant privacy free of tedious conversations with squirrels, moose, and one's own puddle-reflection. Retain sanity and separation with today's Groupon to Mr. Cool Window Tinting in Orange Park. Choose from the following four options:

• For $99, you get tinting for windows on a pickup truck (a $199.95 value).
• For $125, you get tinting for windows on a two- or four-door passenger car (a $249.95 value).
• For $125, you get tinting for one pair of sliding glass doors or up to 50 square feet of home windows (a $350 value).
• For $149, you get tinting for windows on a two- or four-door SUV or van (a $299.95 value).
  
  

Mr. Cool Window Tinting's high-quality films shade car and home interiors to protect animate and inanimate occupants from sunlight's harmful effects. Two-hour vehicle treatments at Mr. Cool's Orange Park location bring a cool demeanor to cars, trucks, SUVs, and vans by blocking up to 61 percent of sunlight, lessening reliance on air conditioning and carpooling with the Snow Miser. Window films also fight solar flashes and glare and filter 99% of ultraviolet rays to significantly reduce interior fading. Shading sessions confer the additional benefit of increased privacy, useful when driving FBI-dodging aliens to xenobiologist appointments.

Mr. Cool applies Panorama films to 50 square feet of home window space in about two hours. Furniture, rugs, photos, and other valuables fearlessly arrange themselves near windows, freed at last from the sun's intense need for acceptance. With reduced incoming space heat, rooms require less cooling, lowering electric bills. Films also support window structure, preventing windows from shattering from the force of high winds, storms, and birds following errant GPS directions.