Sub sandwiches are named for their long, submarine-shaped rolls, just as suburbs are named for their long, submarine-shaped pools of ennui. Savor well-named flavor with today's Groupon to Mr. Goodcents in Town and Country. Choose between the following options:

• For $7, you get $14 worth of subs and pasta.
• For $24, you get a large catering tray of subs for 12–15 people (a $48.73 value, tax included).

The sandwich stuffers at Mr. Goodcents have assembled a menu of cold and toasted subs, hot pastas, and party-pleasing platters. Subs come in 8-inch, 12-inch, and 16-inch portions, sized to fit different appetites or serve as rulers for impromptu triple jump competitions. Guests chow down on cold Centsable subs stacked with bologna and ham ($4.59–$7.89) or savor imported flavors in the italian sub's capicola, pepperoni, and salami atop a gondola of bread ($4.59–$7.89). Guests can also opt for stomach-warming toasted subs: the chipotle cheesesteak sub's grilled philly steak is smothered in pepper jack cheese, then adorned with green peppers, onions, and chipotle ranch dressing (8”, $5.49; 16”, $10.98). Hot pastas spread steamy blankets of marinara and creamy alfredo sauce atop noodle hills ($4.35–$6.29).

For those who choose the catering option, Mr. Goodcents segments five subs into quarters and arranges them on a large tray to fuel corporate meetings, family get-togethers, or infomercial viewing parties. Accompanied with cheese, lettuce, tomato, and seasonings, the sliced subs can feed 12–15 mouths.