The Tooth Fairy is a burglarizing fetishist specializing in black-market ivory trade, and she must be stopped. Today’s Groupon helps keep teeth in mouths and out of the hands of maniacal, winged phantasms: for $59, you get an exam, a full set of digital x-rays, and a take-home whitening treatment from Mt. Tabor Dental (a $421 value).

When you enter the doors of Mt. Tabor Dental, you'll be greeted first and foremost by Willy, the dentally informed mascot dog, and then by an extremely helpful desk staff. After being seated comfortably for your comprehensive oral exam, Dr. Todd Beck and his staff will peer deep into your mouth for signs of trouble, take pictures of your teeth for Mt. Tabor's yearbook, and address any concerns, pains, or existential ennui you may be experiencing (a $98 value for exam and a $116 value for full mouth x-rays). Your pearly whites will then get the chance to be made several shades pearlier and whiter with a highly effective take-home whitening treatment (a $207 value).

Dr. Todd Beck has been practicing general dentistry for 11 years, and he also teaches and supervises the budding dental superstars of tomorrow. Dr. Beck strives to create a professional and friendly atmosphere within his office so that you and your teeth feel more like family than test subjects. Clear your smile of a summer's worth of splattered bugs with today's Groupon to Mt. Tabor Dental.

This deal is valid for new patients only.

Reviews

Five Yelpers give Mt. Tabor Dental an average of 4.5 stars. Here's what they had to say:

• …not only were they all SUPER cool and nice, but the dentist and hygienists are the best of the best. – Josh J.
• Would strongly recommend anyone needing a dentist or a change of dentist check [sic] out Mt. Tabor dental. Brett M.