Some washing machines rotate at the inverse velocity of time, creating tiny wormholes just large enough to transport a single sock into another dimension. Keep garments clean and in this universe with this Groupon.

$49 for $125 Worth of Dry Cleaning and Laundry Services

Trained cleaners spruce up duds with dry cleaning and wash-and-fold ($1.99/lb.) services, tackling pants ($6.65), blouses ($6.65), and dresses ($11.69+) with Green Earth dry-cleaning products. Staff can hand-press items such as blouses ($6.65) or pants ($6.65) that need extra care. Clients can drop off clothes at their location of choice and enjoy free return delivery in selected areas. See the full price list here.

My Buddy Cleaners

My Buddy Cleaners proves that environmental responsibility does not have to come at the cost of stylish clothing by using only environmentally friendly cleaning methods to keep clothes looking their best. The store handles all its clothes-cleaning services with either Green Earth dry-cleaning technology or the Faultless by Nature laundering system. The shop also offers by-the-pound wash-and-fold service, alterations, and tailoring, ensuring every garment flatters patrons’ figures and style without formulating a wardrobe of shrink-wrap clothes. Clients can drop off their apparel or take advantage of free biweekly or on-call pickup and delivery services that are quicker than a greased roadrunner.