Mislabeled meat can result in embarrassing social faux pas such as bringing a baloney sandwich to Thanksgiving dinner or giving a cup of bacon bits to a marathon runner. Clear up the confusion with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of halal meat and seafood at My Halal Meat in Schaumburg.

My Halal Meat serves up a spread of 100% zabiha halal beef, lamb, seafood, and more, following the strict guidelines that ensure the humane slaughtering of each animal. Patrons can fill fridges with enough fresh baby goat ($7.49/lb.) to sate extended family gatherings or mollify packs of couch-surfing wolves. Whole chickens ($2.09/lb.), raised on hormone-free vegetarian feed and allowed to roam worry-free on free-range farms, boast the benefits of eating less stressed poultry. Fish such as rahu ($2.99/lb.) and hilsa ($8.99/lb.) satisfy piscine proclivities, and premarinated tandoori chicken breast ($3.99/lb.) cuts out prep time, freeing up hours better spent looking for bonus four-dimensional images in Magic Eye books.