Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $50, you get a colon-hydrotherapy session at My Wellness Solutions in the Bronx (a $125 value).

Naturally cleansing, purging, and rebalancing figures, My Wellness Solutions treats patients to holistic practices, such as colon hydrotherapy. A certified colon therapist clears the internal pipes with sterile, disposable equipment designed to empty intestinal tracts of built-up toxins, impacted waste, and lost butterflies that have strayed from the stomach. During the 60–90 minute treatment, a trained technician gently navigates a steady stream of water through the colon, staying with the patient through the entire session to perform complementary reflexology, which is designed to bolster natural waste removal by kneading the colon's pressure points and sending Morse code signals to the soul. Colon hydrotherapy’s benefits can include a reduction in constipation and bloating, as well as easing the symptoms of allergies, bad circulation, and digestive problems. Sheathed with an interior façade of winding wicker structures, My Wellness Solutions’ modern, nature-inspired décor further enhances the nutritional center's holistic services, which include body wraps, reflexology, and ear candling.