After navigating floating platform staircases, dodging living-room-level bosses, and searching for randomly appearing bathroom keys, most homeowners come to regret purchasing houses built by video-game designers. Find respite from the chaos with today's Groupon to The Nauti Otter in Seward. Choose between the following options:

• For $30, you get a one-night stay in a private room at the Inn for up to three people, including a self-serve breakfast (up to a $60 value).
For $40, you get a one-night stay in a private cabin for up to three people, including a self-serve breakfast (up to an $80 value).

The Nauti Otter shelters visitors during downtime between expeditions through the natural Alaskan landscape with welcoming, rustic accommodations. After long days of hiking, fishing, or teaching moose metric conversion rates, guests can enjoy a number of amenities, including cable television in each room, wireless Internet, and an outdoor fire pit to cook salmon over an open flame. In a private cabin, patrons relish the simple pleasures of electricity and a flushable outhouse, as well as access to the showering facility inside the inn. Guests can prepare homemade meals in The Nauti Otter's two kitchens, complete with a gas stove, refrigerator, dishes, and condiments.

A self-serve breakfast coaxes borders into making their own meal out of fresh Alaskan berries, eggs, homemade pastries, cereal, juice, and coffee. Today's deal includes a 20% discount off a second night's stay so patrons can take in other local attractions, including kayak tours, helicopter tours, and icy staring contests with local glaciers.