Spending a day at a spa is a tranquil experience surpassed only by swimming in a pool filled with mashed potatoes or having a hand model slap you to sleep. Bask in tranquility with today's Groupon to Northport Wellness Center.

The Deal

For $19, you get a 60-minute reiki treatment (a $50 value)
For $29, you get 60-minute BrainCore therapy (a $75 value)
For $35, you get a 90-minute lymphatic draining (a $125 value)
For $35, you get a 90-minute colon-hydrotherapy session (a $125 value)
For $99, you get a 60-minute breast-thermography session with a 30-minute follow up meeting (a $249 value)

The holistic professionals at Northport Wellness Center soothe souls with alternative medicine services. Reiki healer Paul Barbato re-routes bodily energies and encourages natural healing with gentle Japanese acupressure techniques. Aided by surface electrodes, BrainCore Therapy searches brainwaves for negative activity, using auditory, visual, or tactile feedback to train brains to curb ADD/ADHD, insomnia, and chronic fatigue without the use of drugs or surgically implanted leashes. Lymph drainage keeps the lymphatic system active to help the body eliminate toxins and mitigate swelling, and colon hydrotherapy bathes insides with gentle streams of water guided by a certified professional. Breast thermography can warn women of the early signs of breast cancer or general breast-health problems, and may raise red flags as early as eight years before symptoms may be visible.