Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and getting drunk. Live the dream with this Groupon.

Choose Between Two Options

• $64 for a three-hour weekday dinner cruise for one on Sunday–Thursday (up to a $128.88 value, including taxes and fees)
$74 for a three-hour weekend dinner cruise for one on Friday or Saturday (up to a $152.82 value, including taxes and fees)

Following a scenic route that passes the Jefferson Memorial, Washington Monument, and the Watergate Hotel, the Odyssey III takes passengers on an elegant evening of sights, food, and entertainment. While taking in the scenery through all-glass walls, guests dive into a three-course meal from a menu that includes sweet corn and shrimp chowder, chipotle chicken with a maple glaze, and ice-cream-topped peach crisp. Bands play soft classics early in the evening and high-energy dance numbers as night falls. Cocktail attire is requested for all guests.