Boats are like rich parents, in that they will float you for a few years while you drift around playing acoustic guitar and backpacking across Europe. Live the dream with this Groupon.

Choose from Three Options

• $79 for a three-hour weekday dinner cruise for one valid Sunday-Thursday (up to a $135.53 value)
• $84 for a three-hour weekend dinner cruise for one valid on Friday (up to a $143.51 value)
• $99 for a three-hour weekend dinner cruise for one valid on Saturday (up to a $163.46 value)

Following a scenic route that passes the Jefferson Memorial, Washington Monument, and the Watergate Hotel, the Odyssey III takes passengers on an elegant evening of sights, food, and entertainment. While taking in the scenery through all-glass walls, guests dive into a three-course meal from a menu that includes rock shrimp spheres, braised short ribs, and mountain berry shortcake. Bands play soft classics early in the evening and high-energy dance numbers as night falls. Cocktail attire is requested for all guests.

Odyssey Cruises

Specially designed to slip effortlessly under the Potomac’s low bridges, the Odyssey III has been constructed with transparent walls and open decks for hosting elegant cruises that drift by some of Washington’s most scenic vistas. Cruises take advantage of the yacht’s glass windows, passing by the neoclassical splendor of the Lincoln Memorial or drifting under an illuminated night sky on full-moon cruises. Lunch, dinner, and brunch outings serve guests with delectable multicourse meals. Live music accompanies evening cruises, meaning guest can hit the boat’s dance floor and show off their Nobel Prize–winning dance moves before night’s end.