While it doesn't provide the discomfort and high ticket prices associated with an airport pat-down, a massage is still an effective tool for discovering concealed knives and small firearms. Prove you’re not packing in the most relaxing way with today’s Groupon: for $40, you get a 60-minute Ashiatsu massage (an $80 value) at Old Market Massage, located inside the Omaha Healing Arts Center on Howard Street.

Lisa Christensen, the licensed hands behind Old Market Massage, kneads world-weary bone boxes to more relaxed, knot-free states with a bevy of muscle-molding techniques. Ashiatsu Oriental Bar Therapy eases muscle pain with the pushing and pulling of clean human feet and incorporates two suspended parallel bars for balance and control over the client’s muscles and Freudian slips. The ancient pampersperience manipulates tense tissues through gravitational force, foot-delivered deep strokes, and broad pressure to the back, spine, and caudal fin.