Bars have become the meeting places of choice now that libraries, public parks, and desolate midnight crossroads are all under Prohibition. Enjoy a legal and delicious dalliance with today's Groupon: for $30, you get two seats on a two-hour pedaling pub crawl from Omaha Patio Ride (up to a $60 value). This deal is valid Monday–Thursday.

Omaha Patio Ride’s entertaining tour guides keep a clear head as they navigate packs of 16 barhopping pedallers to assorted Omaha hot spots. Ten crank-turning socialites bear the brunt of bike's pedaling efforts, while five riders lounge, and one center-sitting cruiser spouts inspirational Churchill quotes about drinking. In between 30-minute pub stays, a solar-powered sound system keeps riders bopping to their selected tunes. Self-provided snacks soak up spirits just as an overhead canopy soaks up inclement weather and ballasts from less popular hot-air-balloon crawls.