Without steak, most Americans wouldn’t be able to justify owning such terrifyingly sharp steak knives, much less an entire rack of steak guns. Today's deal to Omaha Steaks gives you a chance to use them. This Groupon is valid for in-store purchases at either the Northville, Rochester Hills, or Royal Oak locations. Omaha Steaks offers a nearly endless parade of precisely prepared chops, cuts, and marine-borne fare. Meativores can fill carnivorous quotas with Filets Mignons, strip steaks, T-bones, and porterhouses; those who crave the sea can dine on everything from salmon fillets to warm water lobster, which, unlike cold water lobster, doesn’t keep asking you to look at how wrinkly its pincers are. Poultry is also available for anyone with a fondness for fowl.